I Was Cool Before You Existed Porcupine Shirt, Anti AI Robot, Tech Skeptic Gift

A funny anti AI shirt for writers, artists, teachers and anyone unimpressed by the latest machine. A porcupine in sunglasses stares down a rocket, a smartphone and a robot: I was cool before you existed. From The Porcupine Press, a weekly paper on American democracy and the craft of governing well. THE SHIRT Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee, printed on the front. The print is a bold linocut-style cartoon in black, cream and orange: a porcupine in dark sunglasses, arms crossed, looks down at a toy rocket, a worried smartphone and a nervous little tin robot stacked in a column beside him. The headline above reads I WAS COOL. An orange ribbon below reads BEFORE YOU EXISTED. ALSO AVAILABLE Prefer it on the back? Search our shop for I Was Cool Before You Existed Porcupine Back Print. COLORS AND SIZES Ivory and Butter, sizes S to 4XL. SIZING Relaxed unisex fit. Size up for a roomier look, and check the size chart in the photos. CARE Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach, do not iron the print, do not dry clean. MADE TO ORDER Printed on demand by our production partner through Printify. If your shirt arrives misprinted or damaged in shipping, send us a photo within 30 days and we will replace it free. THE PAPER The Porcupine Press is free every Sunday: theporcupinepress.com/subscribe Read. Lead. Serve. Look closely. There's a porcupine hiding in this design.