I Was Cool Before You Existed Cassette Shirt, No Algorithm, Gen X Gift

A Gen X cassette tape shirt for anyone who made mixtapes by hand and does not need an app to pick the next song. The label says it plainly: I was cool before you existed. From The Porcupine Press, a weekly paper on American democracy and the craft of governing well. THE SHIRT Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee, printed on the front. The print is a flat retro illustration of a cassette tape in charcoal, mustard and cream, with a loop of brown tape pulled loose underneath. The label is handwritten in marker: I was cool before you existed. Below the tape, in bold cream capitals: NO ALGORITHM. NO UPDATES. ALSO AVAILABLE Prefer it on the back? Search our shop for I Was Cool Before You Existed Cassette Back Print. COLORS AND SIZES Blue Jean and Pepper, sizes S to 4XL. SIZING Relaxed unisex fit. Size up for a roomier look, and check the size chart in the photos. CARE Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach, do not iron the print, do not dry clean. MADE TO ORDER Printed on demand by our production partner through Printify. If your shirt arrives misprinted or damaged in shipping, send us a photo within 30 days and we will replace it free. THE PAPER The Porcupine Press is free every Sunday: theporcupinepress.com/subscribe Read. Lead. Serve. Look closely. There's a porcupine hiding in this design.