Don't Tase Me, Bro! Pocket Tee | Porcupine Press Garment-Dyed Comfort Colors
In September 2007, a college student at a public university forum asked a long question, ran past his time, and got pulled from the microphone. Campus officers took him to the floor. He shouted the four words that outlived everything else said in that room that day, and they became a punchline for a decade. The question he was trying to finish was about democracy, which is the part nobody remembers.
The art is a woodcut-style scene in flat black. A young man is pinned face down on the floor, mouth open mid-shout, hair flying, while four anonymous uniformed arms press him into the carpet. One hand holds the device. A single yellow spark cracks at his shoulder, the only color on the shirt. Just out of reach, a microphone lies on its side with its cable looping across the floor, still plugged in and no longer useful. Under the art: STAND UP FOR AMERICA, VOTE 2026. The microphone is the one on the floor.
Printed large on the back in black with one spot of yellow, on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors pocket tee in White, with the Porcupine Press mark on the front pocket. And yes, the pocket is real: it holds your reading glasses, a pen or a business card. Keep the card handy. You may want to hand someone your question in writing.
- Comfort Colors 6030 garment-dyed pocket tee, 100% ring-spun cotton
- Relaxed fit with a soft, broken-in feel; sizes S to 3XL
- Printed to order
- Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
100% ring-spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing.
Left chest pocket
A pocket on the left side of the chest gives the t-shirt a unique look. Designs are printed using DTF technology
Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Pigment dye colors
Pigment dyes provide a vintage look that will remain for the life of the garment.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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