Beware The Furries Tee | Porcupine Press Bella+Canvas Unisex
On September 22, 2026, Senator Tommy Tuberville told the Senate that many pilots, flight attendants and air traffic controllers are furries. He offered no source. The federal government keeps records on every certificated pilot in the country, and none of them include a fursuit inventory. If the skies are full of cartoon wolves, somebody has been hiding an impressive amount of paperwork.
So we drew the threat. A grinning wolf in a leather flight helmet, ears poked through the top, white scarf streaming behind him, one paw on the yoke of a vintage twin-prop with an altimeter and a coffee thermos in reach. BEWARE THE FURRIES arcs overhead in chili red slab caps with a navy shadow, and a hand-lettered banner under the fuselage carries the senator's own alarm: LORD HELP US, CRUISING ALTITUDE THIRTY FIVE THOUSAND. Down in the corner, Tuberville himself looks up from the tarmac, appalled. The wolf is holding altitude just fine.
THE SHIRT
This is the everyday version: the same art printed large on the back, with the Porcupine Press mark small on the left chest. Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee, soft lightweight ring-spun cotton, retail fit, true to size. Want the heavyweight garment-dyed version with a real chest pocket? Look for the Pocket Tee in the shop.
CARE
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron the print.
MADE TO ORDER
Printed on demand through Printify, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Shipping is calculated at checkout.
THE PAPER
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With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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